These Words Are Disappearing in the Trump Administration
Advocate for your billionaire friend.
Belong to a Nationalist Christian Church.
Clean energy just isn’t a thing.
Disability? Do we have these, and if so, can we please not say.
Excluded? Do not mention what we can no longer include in our agenda.
Feminism: Like The Yellow Wallpaper. No one reads anymore so why bring it up.
Gulf of Mexico didn’t belong to Mexico, re-brand.
Hispanic minority: Those rapists in Mexico.
Immigrants left their countries but c’mon not because they were being tortured or killed.
Notice no J words on the list. Justice OK. Keeps me out of jail like Scotus.
Key groups legislate laws others—keep this on the lowdown—obey.
LGBTQ: Somewhere Over the Rainbow is so over.
Mental health: Stressed out? Join us for sunbathing on the Gaza Strip.
Native Americans got what they deserved.
Oppression: Forget about it. Children weren’t caged at the border.
Prejudice, privilege: Same as pronouns, prostitute, prostitution. I should know.
Racial inequality: When Derek knelt for nine minutes George got what he deserved.
Segregation started in my rentals. Never ended.
Trans: Put your breasts and penises back in their proper places.
Underprivileged: Someone get that elephant his peanuts.
Victims: No need to bother us with what happened.
Women? I love women.
X, Y, Z: A major country like us, we don’t need these. Why would we?