These Words Are Disappearing in the Trump Administration

 Advocate for your billionaire friend.

Belong to a Nationalist Christian Church.

Clean energy just isn’t a thing.

Disability? Do we have these, and if so, can we please not say.

Excluded? Do not mention what we can no longer include in our agenda.

Feminism: Like The Yellow Wallpaper. No one reads anymore so why bring it up.

Gulf of Mexico didn’t belong to Mexico, re-brand.

Hispanic minority: Those rapists in Mexico.

Immigrants left their countries but c’mon not because they were being tortured or killed.

Notice no J words on the list. Justice OK. Keeps me out of jail like Scotus.

Key groups legislate laws others—keep this on the lowdown—obey.

LGBTQ: Somewhere Over the Rainbow is so over.

Mental health: Stressed out? Join us for sunbathing on the Gaza Strip.

Native Americans got what they deserved.

Oppression: Forget about it. Children weren’t caged at the border.

Prejudice, privilege: Same as pronouns, prostitute, prostitution. I should know.

Racial inequality: When Derek knelt for nine minutes George got what he deserved.

Segregation started in my rentals. Never ended.

Trans: Put your breasts and penises back in their proper places.

Underprivileged: Someone get that elephant his peanuts.

Victims: No need to bother us with what happened.

Women? I love women.

 X, Y, Z: A major country like us, we don’t need these. Why would we?